"Alms for an ex-leper!"
        -- Ex-leper from Life of Brian

Thanks for visiting, but we aren't accepting donations any longer. However, if you are feeling generous you can do one (or more) of the following:

• Send us some love. If there is something you do (or don't) like about a product, let us know.
• Donate some money to your favorite charity. Or donate money to a girl named Charity. Your choice.
• Work at a food shelter.
• Visit a dairy and see how milk is made.
• Floss your teeth daily.
• Et cetera, et cetera...